John Q. Phats Entertainment

So, there’s a lot to talk about today.  First off, I’ve finally transfered all of the footage for Nice Guys Finish Last this morning.  I’ve just been lagging on it, mainly because the pile of tapes I had to tranfer was freaking huge and intimidating.  Check it out:

Next to my Dexter Bobble head.  I didn’t realize it, but Nice Guys Finish Last took 17 tapes.  I’m working on something big right now and I can’t really devote any time to editing, so Gabe is going to pick this project up again.  It should be a fairly fast editing job.  It’s pretty straight forward.  I totally forgot how funny the script for this film was.  I was looking at some of the footage and it’s pretty damn funny.  At one point Chris says that the movie Wild Things sucked.  Which I felt bad about at first, but really it’s not me saying it sucked, it’s the characters.  I don’t think that movie sucked, it’s just a funny subject to me.  They released that movie on BluRay.  I don’t know if that was really necessary, but I bet they sold a couple million copies.  I know at least 20 people that would pay $25 to see Denise Richards and Neve Campbell get it on in true high def.  There is a ton of totally unnecessary nudity in that movie.  Some of that nudity includes a full frontal on Kevin Bacon.  Totally unnecessary for Bacon to be nude for that scene and completely unexpected.  It’s just like, BLAM, Bacon dick, full serving, right there.
 
How many times, has Kevin Bacon shown his dick on film?  I remember in Hollow Man, we got a thermal read out on it in a couple of scenes.  Weird thing to me, is that Kevin Bacon was a producer on Wild Things.  So, I would think that he would have a big saying in weather his wang was shown on film or not.  Makes me think that it was his idea.
Kevin Bacon: You know what I think this scene needs?  Bacon dick.  That’s right.  USDA, choice, tender, and delicious Bacon Dick. 
Director (John McNaughton): ……I don’t think that’s really necessary.
Kevin Bacon (serious): Bacon dick is ALWAYS necessary.
Director: ……Yeah…….  No.
Kevin Bacon: Welp, I am producing this movie so, I’ll just cut your payment in half then.
Director: ………..Camera, go ahead and get a close up on Kevin Bacon’s dick then we’ll do some wide shots and a slow motion capture.  Can we get some lighting over here please!  I’m getting a weird shadow on his left nut!
Kevin Bacon (smiling and nodding): Oh yeah.
That’s how I imagine it went down.  It’s too bad that the things that go on in my head aren’t nearly as awesome in reality. If I were Kevin Bacon, that’s how I would be.  I would use this pick up line everyday of my life
“What up ladies?!  I got two of your favorite foods in my pants!  I got Bacon and I got….Well, you know what I’m talking about.”
Maybe
“You want a little BACON with that shake?!”
I’m going to stop to be polite to you.  Anyway, I don’t think Wild Things is a bad movie.
Bacon dick aside, Censored was accepted to play in the Action on Film Festival.  They haven’t nailed down the date of when it will be playing, but you can buy tickets here:
Buy Tickets to the Action on Film Festival
Just follow the links, you’ll figure it out eventually.  If you look on that list, you’ll see Censored listed there.  There are a ton of films and it looks like it’s going to be a lot of fun.  I’m still waiting to hear back from four other festivals.  I’m pretty excited.  Anyway, I’m off for now.  I’ll keep you guys updated.