John Q. Phats Entertainment

I wrote two new scripts today.  I should probably write more often.  I’m not sure if these two will ever get made, but it was fun to write them all the same.  Since Easter is coming up, this is going to be a busy weekend for everyone, so we probably won’t have any new content up until sometime late next week.  I think somehow, my 3 daily visitors will survive.  Gabe is building an LED light for our next big project.  I don’t know how he’s doing it.  Part of me doesn’t want to ask.  I hear some of the strangest conversations at work.  Our boss, his name is Jed, is a walking Wikipedia.  Today, Gabe asks him
“Hey Jed, you know where I can buy LED’s?” 
And Jed had a fucking answer for him.  Who knows shit like that?!  It’s inhuman.  I wonder what Jed would say if I asked him
“Hey Jed, did Uwe Boll masturbate last night?”
Probably something like
“Twice, once to a victoria secret ad and once to a picture of his Mom.  He was crying while doing it.” 
I’d believe him too.  Jed is more powerful then that creepy bitch that makes the door creaking noise from The Ring.  But yeah, I want to get started on Nice Guys Finish Last and I would like to shoot one of the scripts I wrote tonight.  The first of the two scripts could be done pretty easialy.  All I would need to shoot it is all my equipement, a fan, and a woman who’s morally bankrupt.  I could tell you what it’s about, but the story is probably funnier this way.
Gabe wants to do some green screen tests.  Apparently it’s easy as hell to do.

This is an introduction that we shot for the web page.  I know, it’s very late.  This is actually the beginning of some tests that we did with split screen stuff.  All it is, is two shots made to look like one.  Me, Chris, & Caine have been getting together once maybe two times a week recently just to shoot something.  Even if we don’t have a clue what we are going to shoot.  It’s been fun so far.  This is something that we thought up right on the spot.  It gets a pretty good laugh.  Enjoy.