John Q. Phats Entertainment

So, last Sunday, I got caught unprepared.  Seriously, that’s what happened, I fucked up.  I wanted to shoot a scene in a restuarant.  Let me tell you the mess that ensued.  We were going to shoot one of the restaurant scenes for Nice Guys Finish Last.  So, I had a small crew together and no extras but for whatever the reason, I didn’t care.  Well, crew bailed on me.  Turns out the ride for most the crew ended up getting drunk in Corona.  Regardless, I wasn’t ready at all.  I hadn’t tested shit.  So I figured “hey, I can make this my test day.”  So, I’m setting up the lights to test them out and realize that I left the god damned power chords at my house.  That’s alright, I can test the boom mic and my new shock mount.  Not so fast, remember, I’m what some people refer to as “legally retarded.”  I left the boom mic (XLR) chord at my house too.  If I were another person, I would have punched myself square in the balls.  Believe it or not this all turned out to be a good thing.  It really made me think to myself “What the hell am I doing here?”  This restaurant scene is pretty hard core and requires a lot of prep work.  I think I got caught up in the excitement of Censored’s appearance at the film festival…..  Which is tomorrow.  Don’t get me wrong, I’m still insanely excited about it, but these past 3 days have been a frantic mess of me trying to get my shit together for Nice Guys Finish Last.  I’m starting to get a handle on everything though.  We are actually shooting a few small scenes tomorrow night.  Which, I’m totally prepared for.  I’m through dicking around, Sunday was a wake up call.  Yes it’s exciting that Censored is playing at a film festival, but after the festival, I’m back to square one.  So, I have to start taking this thing seriously.
P.S. One last plug for my short film playing in the Los Angeles United Film Festival.  It’s $10.00 to get in and we are playing with a movie called Unfinished Documentary on Masturbation.  I hope to see you guys there.  You can buy tickets here:
Lot Angeles United Film Festival- Tickets

For those of you that want to attend, I thought I would provide a couple links for the May 6th screening of Censored at the Los Angeles United Film Festival.  Here’s the link to the tickets page:
Los Angeles United Film Festival Tickets Page
You should see Censored near the bottom under the May 6th day and under Unfinished Documentary On Masturbation.  That’s the film it’s playing with.
It says that it’s also a workshop.  Hopefully, they don’t show Censored and say “See that?  That’s what not to do.”

So, I got an E-Mail this morning.  Censored is going to screen at the Los Angeles United Film Festival.  Which is why you can’t view it.  I’ve read that most film festivals won’t show short films that people can view on the Internet.  You can buy tickets to the event by following the link above.  Censored is playing with a film called “Unfinished Documentary On Masturbation” on May 6th at 9:30 PM.  I can’t tell if that’s the title of a comedy or not, but I’m sure it’s awesome either way because I love masturbation.  It has an appearance by Larry Flynt in it.  The festival sent me an E-Mail saying that they encourage me to come so that I can do a Q & A after the screening.  Holy shit, I do Q & A’s now?  That’s awesome!
Now, let me get this out of my system:
OMG!!!!!1!  CENSORED IS GOING TO BE SHOWN AT A FILM FESTIVAL!!!!!!!11!!  FUCK YEAH!!@!!!1!
I feel much better now.  Thank you for putting up with that.  This weekend has probably been the most amazing weekend of my life.  I went to Universal Studios on Saturday and it reminded me of how badly I want to go back to school.  So, I’ll be looking in to that and keep you guys updated.  I’ll bring you guys more updates on the film festival and everything soon.